The Entertainer, Volume 9

Title: Ramona and Beezus

Notable Actors: John Corbett, Ginnifer Goodwin, Bridget Moynihan, Josh Duhamel

Why?: Because the books are awesome.

Three Thoughts: This movie? Adorable. A great representation of the books, even if they do lose a bit of quaintness when you move them to the present day. It is rather disturbing, though, when they cast hot actors as characters that you always viewed as being the grown-ups.

Title: Beaches

Notable Actors: Bette Midler, Barbara Hershey, and a frighteningly awesome Mayim Bialik

Why?: Because one of my work BFFs told me that if I watched this movie, I would cry, and didn't believe her when I told her that I don't cry at movies because I am dead inside.

Three Thoughts: Didn't cry. But I still really enjoyed it, and appreciate why people would. Very, very 80s and melodramatic (which is not necessarily a bad thing!). And let me just tell you how freakishly Midler-like Blossom is when she plays the young CC - freaked me out.



Title: Oryx and Crake

Author: Margaret Atwood

Why?: Because Sara Lewis told me to, and I do what she says.

Three Thoughts: Sara made me read another of Atwood's books a few years ago, and while I enjoyed it, I remember few details about it. This one is a story about society's future, in which biotechnology goes very bad and causes...well, let's call it "a bad thing", and is much more memorable - I would highly recommend it. I have the pseudo-sequel sitting at home in The Stack, waiting to be read.

Title: The Pacific

Notable Actors: A bunch of hot guys.

Why?: Because I like history. And I like lots of things that Tom Hanks produces.

Three Thoughts: This was a fantastic miniseries that told the stories of three real Marines (two of whom helped write and shape the series) who were stationed in the Pacific throughout World War Two. I love miniseries because they let the story unfold so much more intricately than a movie. I would highly recommend getting ahold of this one, and make sure you watch the historical context vignettes before each episode.

Title: The Fighter

Notable Actors: Marky Mark, Amy Adams, Melissa Leo, and Christian Bale (who had better win an Oscar for this role or I swear there is no justice in this world.)

Why?: Well, I wasn't really excited about it at first; it looked too sappy. And then I started reading reviews, and they all said it was fabulous. And you all know how I feel about Christian Bale.

Three Thoughts: OMG, you guys. This is for serious one of the best movies I've seen all year. I saw it two weeks ago and I'm still talking about it. And despite what Carter says, this is not my love for Christian Bale talking, nor my love for movies set in Massachusetts. The story, while it's kind of your standard underdog sports story, is made all the more engrossing by the cinematography and the spectacular acting. It's a story about a family just as much as it is a story about a boxer's quest to win a title, and the story is heartbreaking and exciting at the same time. I have more to say, but it involves spoilers, so I'm going to stop now and just tell you to go see it. You won't regret it. (And I know that was more than three thoughts. I don't care. It's that good.)

Title: Black Swan

Notable Actors: Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, that French guy from Ocean's Twelve, and the aforementioned Barbara Hershey

Why?: Reviews, again. And the fact that the stupid Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences decided it was a good idea to nominate ten films for Best Picture instead of five, so if I want to see them all before the Oscars, I have to start early and try to predict what'll be nominated.

Three Thoughts: OK, here's the deal with this freaky little film. There were memorable - even exceptional - parts of this one. The costuming, cinematography, and directing were exquisite, and Natalie Portman does a fantastic job. While tragic, it was an overall beautiful film; however, the more I think about it, the more I feel that it doesn't really have the plot to win the awards for which it's nominated. (Again, I have spoilers to back up that argument, but I don't want to ruin it for anyone.)

As I Rained Blows Upon Him, I Realized There Had To Be Another Way

I've posted this before, but it always bears reiterating. Happy Festivus to you all, and best of luck in the Feats of Strength!

There Was More Than One Lobster At The Birth Of Jesus?

So last night, we went to look at Christmas lights around Urbana and New Market. Very exciting - we do this every year, with the exception of last year, when it got derailed by Snowpocalypse 2009. Our main attraction is a coworker's house, which has a million of those blow-up yard decorations. Sadly, there are no pictures because it was too windy for him to have them blown up yesterday. Don't worry, we have thoroughly chastized him for this misstep.

We saw many lovely light displays - wreaths, spotlights that looked like snowflakes, pretty trees, candy cane lights, etc. However, Christmas light watching brings me to a major Grievance: when people mix religious and non-religious decorations. You know, I don't care if you have a nativity scene, or if you have Santa and Rudolph and Frosty in your yard. That's your choice, which route you want to go - I'll make fun of it if it's fugly, and enjoy it if it's not, no matter which type you choose. But for the love of God, why why why would you put up a nativity scene with Santa in it? Santa wasn't present at the birth of Jesus! Go to the store, look at the nativity scenes - no Santa! At the very least, why on earth wouldn't you want to put them in separate parts of your yard, like little individual stories, so you don't look like an idiot?

Yeah. This is totally going on the list for Festivus.

It's supposed to snow today. I wore my new fuzzy boots. I think I've jinxed the snow now so we'll get nothing.

**Disclaimer: I commend these people for being excited enough about Christmas to put decorations up at all. Lord knows my outside decorations leave much to be desired. But their lack of thinking and organization and regard for what the decorations mean? Drives me batshit.

The Entertainer, Volume 8

Title: Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

Notable Actors: Shia LaBeouf, Michael Douglas, Carey Mulligan

Why?: Because I watched the original because I wanted to watch this one.

Three Thoughts: Better than you'd expect from a sequel, but certainly not the be-all-end-all of cinema. Enjoyable, although a bit tedious in spots (although that could likely be because of the fact that I don't know the first thing about investment banking). And I wasn't thrilled with the ending, despite the fact that it was supposed to be happy and tie up loose ends. (I could go into more detail about that, but I don't want to spoil it for anyone :-).

Title: Life As We Know It

Notable Actors: Josh Duhamel, Katherine Heigl in one of the rare roles where I don't want to punch her.

Why?: Because as romantic comedies go, this one didn't look too repulsive. And Greg Berlanti directed it. I like Greg Berlanti. (Seriously. Follow that second hyperlink. Find that show on DVD and watch it. Now.)

Three Thoughts: As formulaic as this was, I really enjoyed it. Funny moments, and the baby was cute but they avoided too many stupid gratuitious "look how cute the baby is!" shots. I'd recommend it, even if you're ambivalent about romantic comedies. (Oh, and apparently the babies are from Frederick. Here's hoping their parents decide that they need to take swim lessons sometime soon :-)

Title: Babies

Notable Actors: Four babies - one in San Francisco, one in Japan, one in Namibia, and one in Mongolia

Why?: Because it showed up on Netflix as having come out recently, and I remembered seeing the trailer.

Three Thoughts: Very well made, but kind of boring. The babies are cute, and it's a pretty simple idea - follow them throughout their first year or so of life - but cute only goes so far without more of a narrative. It was less than an hour and a half long, though, so it's worth seeing if you like babies.

Title: Hollywood Singing and Dancing: A Musical History

Notable Actors: Well, it's a documentary about musicals. So, pretty much everyone cool.

Why?: Because I was home sick from work and I had added it to my instant Netflix queue, which I can stream through my Wii straight onto my TV.

Three Thoughts: This was actually pretty darn awesome. They summarized the genre since the 1920s, and since it was made recently, even included things like Hairspray and Dreamgirls. Of particular note is the fact that they talked about Singin' In the Rain, Cabaret, and Chicago, three of the greatest musicals ever. (And now I want to go to watch Cabaret.)

Title: Letters to Judy: What Your Kids Wish They Could Tell You

Author: Judy Blume

Why?: Because I've made it my mission to own all of her books, and I had never read this one when it arrived from Paperback Swap

Three Thoughts: Judy Blume's awesome...and apparently, tons of kids write letters to her about their problems because of it. This book compiled excerpts from these letters, as well as her responses and/or added commentary, in order to give parents perspective on what their kids are thinking. I'd recommend it for any fan of hers, whether or not you have kids.

Title: The Social Network

Notable Actors: Jesse Eisenberg, Justin Timberlake (who is pretty much awesome in everything he does that involves acting)

Why?: Aaron Sorkin wrote it. And it's about Facebook.

Three Thoughts: Pretty darn fantastic...of course, I'm sure Sorkin took liberties with the story, but they made it that much better of a movie. Believable characters, but no one as self-righteous as some who Sorkin created (Studio 60, I'm looking at you); the only self-righteous ones came by it honestly, and were intended to be that way. I wouldn't be surprised if it wins an Oscar or two for itself.

The Entertainer, Volume 7

Title: Bliss, Remembered

Author: Frank Deford

Why?: I read a review of it somewhere on the internets, and it's about swimming. And the Olympics. And World War Two. Why on earth wouldn't I read it?!

Three Thoughts: This book is pure awesome, and I would highly, highly recommend it. Very readable without being simplistic, with a story that drives forward at just the right speed and complexity. I really, really want them to make it into a movie.

Title: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 4

Notable Actors: Larry David, and guest starring Ben Stiller, David Schwimmer, and the ever fabulous Mel Brooks

Why?: Because I'm making my way through the series so I can get to the Seinfeld reunion episode.

Three Thoughts: This was probably my favorite season so far (although those who are fans of the more stand-alone episodes may disagree). The main storyline has Larry starring as Max Bialystock in The Producers, and Stiller, then Schwimmer, co-starring as Leo Bloom. Most people who read this blog probably know of my love of The Producers, and can therefore understand my pleasure with this season; the season finale alone is fabulous.

Title: Nurse Jackie, Season 2

Notable Actors: Carmela Soprano, Mr. Jennie Garth, and Merritt Wever, who deserves a good role after being stuck in the infuriating Studio 60

Why?: Because I watched Season 1. And I liked Season 1 very much.

Three Thoughts: I liked Season 2 very much, too. This show is awfully dark to be called a comedy, but it has its moments, and the storyline is engaging enough to compensate for the darkness. I think Edie Falco does an exceptional job, too (although I don't know that I would've voted for her for that Emmy she won).

Title: Wall Street

Notable Actors: Michael Douglas, Charlie Sheen before he became a walking STD

Why?: Because we want to go see the sequel.

Three Thoughts: I love movies that were made in the 80s. This one unsurprisingly reminded me of Bonfire of the Vanities, but not as accidentally funny. And also, Daryl Hannah sucks and I hope she's not in the sequel.

Title: The Days of our Lives

Author: Ken Corday

Why?: Because I used to watch Days of our Lives like it was my job. I would tape it every day (and this was back when all we had were VCRs), and watch it after school.

Three Thoughts: This man REALLY loves this show - not like a fan, but just as someone whose family's whole life was based around it. It reads almost like a love letter - even those stories that aren't so happy are told in a reverential manner. I'd definitely recommend it if you've enjoyed the show in the past, but don't expect it to be the best book you've ever read.

Title: Temple Grandin

Notable Actors: Claire Danes, Julia Ormond, Catherine O'Hara

Why?: Because it won a bunch of Emmys, and it showed up on Netflix as coming out on DVD last week.

Three Thoughts: This made-for-TV movie, which was based upon a true story - was all kinds of fantastic. The acting was exceptional - especially Danes, about whom I am usually ambivalent- and the story was engaging and very well-told. Add this to your Netflix queues, you will not regret it.

The Entertainer, Volume 6

Title: Parenthood (Season One)

Notable Actors: Nate Fisher, Lorelei Gilmore, that chick from Swimfan, George Michael's girlfriend Ann, Patty Pryor from my dearly departed American Dreams

Why?: See the list of actors.

Three Thoughts: This show is on the good side of mediocre (and nothing like the film, if you were curious). I watched most of it last season, but it kind of got bumped toward the end of the season; however, it was good enough to get the remaining DVDs from Netflix when they came out last week. The storylines are good and I'd highly recommend it, although it's nowhere near as good as any of the notable actors' previous shows.

Title: Dexter (Season Four)

Notable Actors: David Fisher (and I swear I didn't set up this entry just to talk about former Six Feet Under actors)

Why?: After accidentally reading the end of season four, I figured I should watch it to see why people were so upset.

Three Thoughts: This show is great, and the supporting actors are a big part of that (especially John Lithgow, who played the villain this season and freaked me out a bit). However, I wanted to smack Dexter multiple times through the end of the season. Maybe if I hadn't known the end of the season, I would've been less frustrated, but yeah...don't be an idiot, because bad stuff will happen.

Title: Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Author: Chelsea Handler

Why?: Because she's funny.

Three Thoughts: Handler is pretty darn funny...she reminded me a bit of the style of David Sedaris, but a bit less clever, less dry, and more vulgar. There were a few stories in the book that weren't as entertaining as others, but on the whole, they were very readable. I have her other books on my Paperback Swap list, although the queue for them is so long that I probably won't get them until I go on vacation next year (which is not a problem - this would be a great beach book!)

Title: Love! Valour! Compassion!

Notable Actors: Lionel Luthor, George Costanza, Andy Botwin

Why?: Because when Sara and Caitling found out I hadn't seen it, they expressed great amounts of outrage.

Three Thoughts: The performances in this movie based upon Terrence McNally's Tony award-winning play were wonderful (particularly Jason Alexander). I'd imagine that it would've been much better on stage; you can definitely tell that it was a play first. Although that's not necessarily a bad thing; I'd still highly recommend this one.

Title: Idiocracy

Notable Actors: Maya Rudolph, Wilson Good

Why?: Someone at work recommended it to me when I was complaining about stupid people.

Three Thoughts: An easily watchable movie built around a disturbing premise (that all of the stupid people in the world will breed prolificly, and the smart people will limit how many children they have, thus leading the stupid people to take over the world). The actors and supporting characters fit the plot well too. Heaven help us all if these people really do take over the world...

Title: Vampires Suck

Notable Actors: No one you've heard of except for small roles by Dave Foley, Ken Jeong, and that guy from The Drew Carey Show

Why?: Because I like to make fun of Twilight (even though I've seen them all), and the showtime fit our timeframe well.

Three Thoughts: If you've seen Date Movie, or Not Another Teen Movie, or Scary Movie, this is exactly like it. However, the subject matter is much more fun to make fun of. Plenty of funny moments, but let's just say that it helped that I went there straight from Happy Hour.

Title: Little Shop of Horrors

Notable Actors: Rick Moranis (who looks a great deal like the husband of one of Ken's and my college professors), Ellen Greene, my beloved Steve Martin

Why?: Because I discovered it was On Demand and I got really excited. And I've decided to start including notable rewatches in this here blog feature instead of just movies I've seen for the first time.

Three Thoughts: This movie is so freaking much fun...except for that whole man-eating plant thing. The music is great (although I tend to prefer the Broadway soundtrack, despite my love for Ellen Greene), and I particularly like the part in the story where the abusive boyfriend gets eaten by the Audrey II. I could watch this movie all day long.

The Entertainer, Volume 5 (Beach Edition)

This installment of The Entertainer is brought to you by my vacation. These are the books I read (or started and haven't finished yet) and the main movies and TV shows that I watched. Enjoy!

Title: 39 Years of Short Term Memory Loss

Author: Tom Davis

Why?: Because I like Saturday Night Live. I like biographies. And I like the 70s.

Three Thoughts: I...did not like this as much as I thought I would. I mean, it had some good stories, but the storytelling was very disjointed, jumped around a lot, and had a lot more non-SNL stuff than SNL stuff - I think either he was high when he wrote it, or the drugs he kept talking about rotted his brain quite a bit. A decent book, but if you want to read about SNL, read Live From New York or the spectacular The Chris Farley Show, which I really can not recommend more highly.


Title: Eat Pray Love

Author: Elizabeth Gilbert

Why?: A number of reasons...I first saw Niki reading it, so it had been on my radar since then (and this was back when she lived in Baltimore, so it was a few years ago). And the movie just came out. I don't have any great desire to see the movie, but in the event that I change my mind, I wanted to have read the book beforehand.

Three Thoughts: I liked this a lot more than I thought I would, particularly the part where she was in Italy (which reminded me of my friend Maura, who now lives in Italy, which is entirely too far away). Gilbert is very likable in what could easily have turned into a whiny and/or holier-than-thou type of story. A good, quick beach book without being trashy (not that I have a problem with trashy ;-)

Title: Anchorman

Notable Actors: Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, Christina Applegate, Steve Carell, David Koechner

Why?: Because it's awesome. I've seen it enough to know that. And for some reason, my parents got over their dislike of Will Ferrell and chose this one to bring to the beach out of my entire DVD collection.

Three Thoughts: Heh...as if I could cram my love for this film into three sentences! As Will Ferrell films go, particularly his starring roles, this is probably one of the least objectionable. The spectacular supporting cast helps, as does the plot and the historical setting. The 70s are never not funny, especially when populated by these people.

Title: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4

Notable Actors: Rob McElhenney, Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

Why?: Because it is awesome (although not for the faint of heart...it's quite vulgar, too). And because I got this season as a birthday gift and hadn't watched it yet.

Three Thoughts: Awesome as always (although my previous disclaimer about vulgarity still stands!). Episode highlights include those entitled "Who Pooped the Bed?" and "The Nightman Cometh," although really, you can't go wrong with any of them. I can't wait for the next season to start next month :-)

Title: Easy Riders, Raging Bulls: How the Sex-Drugs-and-Rock 'n' Roll Generation Saved Hollywood

Author: Peter Biskind

Why?: I'm not sure where I heard about this book, but it's about the changes in the movie industry from 1968-1982.

Three Thoughts: I'm a little bit in love with this book. It reminds me of Pictures at a Revolution, which I also loved and couldn't put down. It really does make me want to rewatch The List, something I haven't done since high school...maybe I'll rewatch chronologically this time, and blog about it ;-)

Title: The Switch

Notable Actors: Jennifer Aniston, my beloved Jason Bateman

Why?: Because Jason Bateman is my boyfriend.

Three Thoughts: This was far more enjoyable than I expected it to be. It moved briskly, and for a romantic comedy, wasn't too stupid. I'm the first to admit that my love for Jason Bateman knows no bounds, though, so take this review with a grain of salt - your mileage may vary.

Catch A Wave (Day 7) [a.k.a. Attack of the Blob!]

Friday, our last day at the beach, was beautiful. And pretty uneventful. I sat on the beach and read my book. All day. It was glorious.

The beach itself was gorgeous that day, too. High tide wasn't until 6 pm, so there was a lot of free beach area when we got there in the morning. However, it quickly filled up. Now, one of the most annoying things one can do on a beach is sit directly in front of you. I know that it's a beach, and there's only so much you can do about that, but yeah...one of these days I'm going to dig a trench around my personal space so no one invades it. Luckily, our area wasn't too invaded until later in the afternoon, when I was the only one left. Seriously, my mom had been gone for maybe 10 minutes when some Umbrella Poachers came by.

The Umbrella Poacher is a very specific type of beachgoer. They sneak up to the edge of a vacant umbrella, and leave most of their stuff there. Then, as they realize no one is coming back to claim said umbrella, they inch closer and closer to the shade:
On a related note, what is up with little kids wanting to roll in the sand?! I understand toddlers; they don't understand, and it feels cool. But this kid was at least 6, probably 7, and had no reason for the sand-rolling. Ew.

But I digress. Here is the Poachers' stuff when they all went into the water. Now, don't get me wrong - if they had asked if the umbrella was mine and/or if the people who had rented it were coming back, I would've happily told them they could use it. But they didn't ask, didn't make eye contact, just inched up toward the free shade. Grr.

Another type of person you see on the beach is The Blob, also known as the Space Invader. Case in point - The Blob that invaded us on Tuesday. This kind of beachgoer sends one or two people out to find available space. This is often a dad or late-elementary school-aged kid, both of whom are usually clueless about the social mores of beachgoing. They stake out some space for themselves, which, given that there are just a few of them, is no big deal.

Until they stand up and start waving at the rest of their entourage, which contains moms, grandparents, and multiple extra children. The Blob then spreads out in front of you, getting as close as humanly (or blobly) possible to you and the edge of your umbrella shade. It's bad enough when it's a considerate Blob, which keeps to itself and doesn't kick sand, run through your area, etc. But Blobs are rarely considerate. They spread, have children who kick sand and run through your space, have children who fight with each other, and worst of all - they have tents.

Will someone please explain to me the newfangled fad of having a mini-tent on the beach? The aforementioned Blob from Tuesday had a tent, but at least they had a couple of toddlers who sat inside it away from the sun. If it keeps a toddler from screaming, the tent is OK with me as long as it doesn't get in my way (although that's why God invented the beach umbrella, which works just as well). The Blob today had a tent just like theirs. However, the youngest kid in their group was all of 7 years old. And refused to sit under the tent. Seriously, they were in front of me for an hour and a half, and outside of two minutes right after they set the thing up, NO ONE used the damn tent!

The tent was good for one thing, though - The Blob put their tent right in front of the Umbrella Poachers' stuff!

Seriously, even poaching some of the poached shade. I never thought I would be defending Umbrella Poachers, but at least these people tried to minimize the space they had poached, and not get in anyone's way. And outside of the poaching and the sand rolling, these people seemed to be quiet and not annoying. The Blob - this one in particular - is far worse than the Poacher.

I stayed on the beach until around 5 pm. I was trying to stay until the tide came in, in the hopes that The Blob would get wet, but sadly, I had to go back to help pack. There are no pictures of this, because it is sad. After we packed (and had a lovely dinner of unhealthy Boardwalk food), we headed over to my uncle's house to say goodbye to them. All of their children and grandchildren had accumulated throughout the day, so it was lovely to see everyone. On the way over there, though, I think we were driving behind Delaware's answer to the Duggar Family. Check out the number of kid stickers on this here car:

After visiting with everyone, we headed home, and then got up bright and early Saturday morning for an uneventful trip home. Well, uneventful except for stopping at Fractured Prune, home of the awesomest donuts ever. And when we got home, we were greeted by this very happy welcoming committee:

Catch A Wave (Day 6) [a.k.a. There Was More Than One Lobster Present At The Birth Of Jesus?]

Day 6 started with the return of the sun - yay! We got down to the beach bright and early, and even beat the lifeguards there.

Unfortunately, we couldn't stay too long, as we were supposed to meet my aunt for lunch. We did get in about three hours of beach time before we had to leave, though.


We headed back out Route 26 to a tiny restaruant in a remodeled old house called The Cafe. We had never been before, but it turned out to be an excellent choice. I had a very good crab cake sandwich there. The only odd thing was that my presence lowered the average age of the clientele by about half. It remindend me of the Little Old Lady land scene in The Producers, except I wasn't trying to get money from them like Max Bialystock. (A clarification - this is not a bad thing about the restaurant. It was most likely just a coincidence, as young people at the beach are probably more likely to actually be on the beach at lunchtime rather than at a nice cafe like this. I'd still highly recommend the place!)


After lunch, we headed down to Fenwick Island to do some shopping. First we stopped for gas. I tried to go to the bathroom at the gas station, but some guy who looked like Pete Campbell and had an Eastern European accent told me "we no have public restrooms." Because that's smart for a gas station. So instead, I got to pump the gas for everyone while they watched.


We went to a few shops in Fenwick. Let me preface this section by saying that I enjoy all of the places we went, and bought far too much stuff. However, the pictures likely do not reflect this - most of them are of the fugly crap that the stores were selling, not the quality merchandise. I would highly recommend any of these stores, especially the second one.





The first store -

Now, I am not Irish, but I do like green things. This place had plenty of those. Some cute (including a bracelet I considered buying), and some...well, let's let the picture speak for itself.

The next store was right next door, and is one of my favorites. I once made Niki walk all the way from her parents' beach house to this place in an effort to buy cheese, not remembering that they closed well before we set out on our journey. They have lots of cool stuff here, like this wealth of flamingo-themed kitchenware. You all may remember the logo from the container in my kitchen where I keep spatulas and wooden spoons and things; I bought a cutting board to match when I was there this time.

This store also has some more interesting wares, though. Like these...apparently, if you don't like the way your toilet looks, you can fancy it up a bit.








I also found these dolls, which reminded me of Conan's 1864 baseball sketch. (Seriously - if you haven't watched that video, do yourself a favor and go watch it. It's awesome, and it also makes the following picture that much funnier.)

We went to one more store. Our primary purpose was to visit their Vera Bradley section, but we also took a look at the stuff they had upstairs. Again, some cute stuff, like this elephant that I wanted to take home

as well as a few lamps that I liked.

They also had some...more interesting products for sale. For instance, a bowl coated in animal hide:

A vase decorated with...well, take a look and see if you can figure out what it is. Because there's only one thing I can think of that looks like that.

Here's another lamp, which was not quite as pretty as the ones I showed above. My thought process when I saw this one: "Ooh, polka dots! Ken would like this! No, wait, it's brown, she hates brown. Oh my gosh - is that a RABBIT? Yeah, the brown will not be why she hates this lamp."

And best of all - what I started to refer to as "The Godfather Collection."

Creepiness.


Anyway, after all of that shopping, we went out to dinner at a restaurant called NorthEast Seafood Kitchen (owned by the same people who own Blue Coast, another good restaurant in Bethany).

On Thursdays, apparently it's Lobster Night at NorthEast. A couple of these little fellows made their way to the table to meet us. (Heh...lobster always reminds me of that scene in Love Actually where Emma Thompson's daughter tells her that she's going to play the lobster in the Nativity play.)

We put them to good use, both eaten and non-eaten parts.

After dinner, we all headed home, where I put on my crustacean pants. I figure, after eating crab cakes for lunch, and Mr. Lobster for dinner, they were appropriate.